CapitalPad: Big returns from small, profitable businesses 🪚
Invest in America's “boring” businesses with CapitalPad
As baby boomers retire, over $10 trillion in small businesses will change hands in the coming decades.
CapitalPad connects accredited investors with high-potential small business acquisitions.
These “boring businesses” — like dry cleaners, HVAC companies, and flooring services—are cash-flowing, stable, and recession-resistant.
CapitalPad's dashboard investors curated, vetted opportunities without the need to operate the business themselves. Note: This is just a demo deal as an example only. Sign up to see the real deals.
Why Invest with CapitalPad?
Potentially high returns: According to the Stanford Search Fund Study, SMBs deliver an average 35.1% IRR.
Curated: These deals are rigorously vetted for stability and growth potential.
Hands-off: CapitalPad’s acquirers handle operations, you collect the returns.
Transparent Fees: No management fees — just a 20% carry on profits
“Skin in the game”: CapitalPad’s team invests in every deal
Reasonable minimums Accredited investors can start with as little as $10,000 per deal.
Boring business advantage: These cash-flowing businesses are “hard to kill.”
PE is already in this space — CapitalPad lets you get in too.
Join CapitalPad and tap into one of the most consistent, high-performing asset classes available.
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🧠 Miscellanea
Texas solar farms enlisted 8,000 sheep to trim grass.
French customs seized 31,000 tons of aphrodisiac honey. [Ed: for their own personal use, I assume]
Scientists found chimps experience contagious urination influenced by social hierarchy. [Ed: what]
📺 What to Watch Today
Solar farms are booming and sheep are ready to work
That’s all for today. Did I miss anything? Smash the reply button to let me know.
